Announcing Couple Homes at NestAway

1st April 2016 08:00 AM

We heard you. We knew from our experiences about how hard it could be to find true love in a new city.
While we can't help people in finding love, we thought we will help them get a few things set once they find it.

Launching couple homes where one could now book a room or a house ( a couple sharing a bed would be odd we think) to stay with his/her special one. And yes – you need not produce a marriage cerificate or a file photo of garland exchange to get those homes.

The couple homes shall only house couples & not allow singles. So a three bedroom house could at best have three couples. Please note that should you choose to book a couple room, the neighbouring couple could of same sex or opposite.

Who qualifies as “couple”

Any pair of homosapiens where one testifies other as a “partner”.

Admissible Proof of couple documents

  • FB relationship status of both should be either “in a relationship” or “its complicated” with at least one post admitting relationship to their friends.
  • FB Profile photo of the “male” in the relationship should have the “female” in the relationship.
  • At least one photo of the couple which is not older than a month with a minimum of 30 likes ( this is for social proof of relationship).
  • 1200+ messages & 50+ photos exchange in WhatsApp in last one week alone.
Non Admissible proofs
  • Saving names in phone books at “jaanu”, “Baby”, “my life”, “my love”
  • Group photos of friends.
  • Ex-relationships & proof thereof.
  • Vouching by friends.

These documents will be verified during move-in. Our area managers are trained to be relationship experts & we request your co-operation.

Amenities in couple homes.

The utensils in couple homes have been suitably choosen (light weight, food chopper replacing knives) to protect the victim partner during harassing situations at home.

In addition to cupboards, we have provided five paper carton boxes as we know for a fact that the “male” in relationship shall have no storage space for himself.

Two TV remotes. At an additional price, we can selectively disable few channels during events of national importance (Cricket match for example) from backend.

Please note that some of the surrounding homes may house singles & its cruel on them to find PDA (public display of affection) in common areas – more so when they are with NestAway. Hence any PDA activities reported by a single Nestie as “mental trauma” may cause termination of tenancy unless you find the victim a partner – which, believe us, is herculean.

We offer a year worth of free stay as referral if you ever find a partner for a single Nestie who together decide to move-in to a couple home.

We wish you great times ahead. Have fun – responsibly.

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